AHHHH-GUST

Stores are reopening and humans are reappearing on our neighborhood streets, which can only mean one thing: Barcelona is emerging from its summer hibernation and our favorite month is rapidly drawing to a close. This year, we did August the Catalan way: not in the city, plenty of fresh air, and an abundance of time with friends and family. 

After our rather inauspicious start (update: the parking fare was 453 #$&@ing euros), we successfully made it to Sweden, Iceland, and then the US. Stockholm was lovely, but Iceland was truly out of this world. Though the temperatures rarely rose above the low-50s (i.e., the equivalent of Barcelona's deep winter), we kept warm tromping around the otherworldly landscapes and lava fields. We were especially awed by the never-setting sun, the volcanic steam vents (which had a skittish Owen convinced that the earth about to start belching molten lava), the near-complete lack of trees, the deliciousness of gas station soft-serve, and the price tag on every menu in Reykjavik. We topped off that trip with two and a half weeks in the US, which wasn't enough to do and see everything and everyone we wanted, but gave us time to hug some nephews, catch up with old friends, and do some serious downhill slip-n-sliding in Yaya and Boppy's backyard.

EXPAT OBSERVATIONS: LABOR STRIKES (OR, “THE CAB RIDE THAT COST $400”)

Labor strikes are a way of life in Spain. In the year we’ve been here, we've seen all kinds of people strike. Air traffic controllers. Public transit officials. The folks who clean the airports. The people who administer driver’s license tests. The guys who handle airline baggage. And the taxi drivers. Ohhh, the taxi drivers.

Unlike the American variety, European labor strikes tend to be scheduled and finite, which means pre-announced disruptions with known end dates. For instance, during a long weekend getaway in December, we arrived at the Barcelona airport and legitimately thought terrorists had taken over; trash covered the floors, protest stickers covered the walls, and there was not a single open public restroom in sight. (Proof here.) As I seriously contemplated letting a full-bladdered Eliza pop a squat in a corner, an airport official showed us to a secret loo and promised that the strike would be over at 5:00PM the next evening. Sure enough, everything was back to normal when our return flight landed a few days later.

It’s an interesting strategy—this predictable, fixed-length strike—and at first we didn’t really understand it. Shouldn’t the workers hold out indefinitely, until the terms of their demands were met? If people know about and can temporarily plan around your strike, doesn’t that lessen the blow? But as we’re learning, striking Spanish laborers have figured out how to pack the maximum punch in the minimal amount of time.

Fast forward to yesterday afternoon. We had a 4:15PM flight scheduled from Barcelona to Stockholm, where we’ll be for three nights before heading to Iceland for a week, and then on to the U.S. (Subtext: there’s a whole lotta trip that depended on us making this first leg.) Luckily, ever-punctual Aaron insisted that we leave three hours before our flight, and even luckier, ever-procrastinating me actually acquiesced.

As we stood curbside, waiting to grab a cab — with three carry-on bags, one immense checked bag, two car seats, and two kids in tow — my heart sank as my taxi-hailing app broke the news: “Due to today’s taxi strike, we may not be able connect you with a car.” Uh oh. We scanned the streets. Nothing. Double uh oh.

Barcelona’s airport is poorly connected via public transit. But lacking other options, we made a split-second decision to hop on a train down to the city center, where we figured we’d catch the airport bus...or at least track down a defecting cabbie. Under the best of circumstances, the whole thing should take just over an hour. But during peak tourist season when there are no taxis anywhere, that number grows much, much higher; the line for the airport bus was a full city block long. It would take at least an hour to board a bus, plus another 45 minutes for the bus ride itself. We were never going to make it.

As time was evaporating, we decided to board the train back home and made the wallet-wrenching choice to drive our own car to the airport. But in one final “eff-you,” we discovered that the otherwise unoccupied taxi drivers had organized a parade of sorts: dozens of passengerless cabs lined up and drove as slowly as they could — I’m talking foot-off-the-gas, idle speed — down the highway toward the airport, intentionally backing up traffic for miles. With no time left, our car ended up in short-term parking. For the next three and a half weeks. We made it, but barely, and only after a choice few words were shouted in the privacy of our own car.

This taxi strike only lasts one day. But I’m quite certain that—a month from now, as we’re paying that obscene parking fare—we’ll still be thinking about those protesting cabbies. I just can’t say for sure that we’ll be sympathetically reflecting on their plight.

EXPAT OBSERVATIONS: WHAT'S UP WITH WHATSAPP?

On the eve of our one-year anniversary of Spanish residency, I thought I'd use the next few posts to reflect on some of the more amusing/bewildering/unique aspects of Spanish/Catalan/Euro life... 

In 2014, Facebook paid a cool $19 billion for an app few Americans had ever heard of; the purchase of WhatsApp baffled many, myself included. Billions of dollars for a messaging app...when everybody already texts and emails? 

But in true "Zuckerberg knows best" fashion, any lingering doubts about WhatsApp's relevance dissolved the moment we arrived on Spanish soil. The app is absolutely ubiquitous in this Iberian land, and we were immediately schooled on its social importance. 

It would be tempting to pigeonhole WhatsApp as an email or text message lookalike, but that would be to overlook some critical differences. Here, WhatsApp functions as a totally distinct means of communication with its own etiquette and usage rules:

  • Unlike texting, a rather familiar means of communication typically reserved for people you know, it's totally appropriate to WhatsApp strangers you've never connected with: you can WhatsApp restaurants for reservations, hair salons and doctors offices to make appointments, car dealerships to schedule maintenance, and teachers to schedule meetings. In that sense, it's much like email.
     
  • But unlike email, the pace of conversation is quick. Poorly abbreviated messages are kosher. Excessive emoji usage is encouraged. In that way, it's more like texting.
     
  • But unlike both texting and email, you can also choose to forgo written messages entirely and opt instead for voice memos. Entire conversations are had by exchanging one pre-recorded voice snippet after another. In that sense, it's more like a really bad phone connection with long lags between every spoken sentence.
     
  • And then there are the WhatsApp groups. There are WhatsApp groups for workplace teams and kids' classes, birthday party invitees and music class students. All of them seem to bring out the most...hmm...chatty...sides of people; it's not unusual to have well over 100 texts at the end of a day, often entailing a long string of "LOL" or "jajajaja" or <smiley face> <crying/laughing smiley face> <heart/heart/heart> <kissy smiley face> emojis. In that way, it's more like an AOL chatroom circa 1997.

I'm still getting used to the etiquette; I don't the sound of my own recorded voice, and any hope of workday productivity required that I turn off the group message notifications. But I definitely see the value in keeping people connected in a quick and informal way. The kids' classes have super active, very connected parent groups; it's a nice way to organize on-the-fly playdates or send reminders about the school supplies you were supposed to send in two days ago. And the whole thing has given me a great excuse to become reacquainted with my inner smiley-face-loving tweenage self.

😜 👍 🇪🇸

CITY DATING

Visiting a new city is the terrestrial equivalent of a first-date; you see its best self, all gussied up and dying to make a good impression. In one whirlwind first encounter, you get the highlights — the things it’s most eager to divulge, the parts of itself it’s most willing to share — all with the mutually-understood intention of luring you back for a second round.

But as we all know, first dates don’t tell you much about real life...

To shamelessly overextend my metaphor, in previous travels I’d tricked myself into believing the new city and I were married. Or at least cohabitating. I thought my brief encounters afforded me a privileged glimpse into what our life together would really be like, and I crafted my daydreams accordingly. For instance, when we first visited Barcelona as tourists in 2014, I genuinely felt I *knew* knew for the place—the neighborhoods, the food, the shops, the people. After nine days, I could picture what our life would be like together, how we’d raise our children, the long hours we’d spend relaxing in the sun and walking down the beach. (Perhaps this is unsurprising coming from a girl who got engaged after 7 months of dating.) "Barcelona," I thought, "I know you. And I’m ready to take the plunge."

Two years later, I would find out that I was — of course — totally mistaken. I didn’t know know anything; that was just a first-date. Now that we actually are living together, I see a completely different side. The city has secrets and quirks. Sometimes it’s smelly. The culture is complicated. Jamón ibérico is overrated. The local bureaucracy is thick but relatively efficient. It’s not that I love it any less; it’s just a more interesting, more complex place than I could’ve imagined at the outset. There are countless things that, as a resident, I’m beginning to see, but that exist just beneath the gaze of a casual weekend visitor.

Having had that realization about Barcelona has changed my general attitudes about traveling. For better or worse, I’m now acutely aware that I’m only on a first-date. No more daydreaming about our marital bliss; I’m just a first-timer, grudgingly conscious of all that I don’t and can’t possibly know. In some ways, it makes our quick weekend trips feel somewhat shallow and superficial; in other ways, it makes me very grateful to have gotten the chance to really explore one culture while bopping around to get a taste of others.

To that end, we recently took a quick trip to Prague. It was every bit the enchanting, fairytale town that we’d been promised. Spared from worst of the destruction during the World Wars, the charming old buildings are intact and make you feel as though you’re strolling through a different time. Over three days, we checked off the TripAdvisor top “Things to Do,” and while I didn’t exactly come away feeling like I knew what life in Prague is really like, I do think our first date ended with a definite spark.

ONE YEAR OF NON-US RESIDENCY

Today marks our one-year anniversary of leaving the U.S. (not to be confused, of course, with our one-year anniversary of actually arriving in Spain); we took off for Europe on May 31, 2016, and with the exception of a short trip back during the holidays, have been overseas ever since. 

The experience of not being a U.S. resident can be summed up as a series of nots. It's been one year of not one-click shopping on Amazon Prime. Not eating New York-style pizza or familiar-tasting ground beef or quasi-natural peanut butter. Not being expected to tip at a restaurant or having the check arrive unsolicited. Not owning a television. Not being able to small-talk with strangers or eavesdrop on their conversations. Not overdosing on twice-daily Starbucks venti drip coffees. Not enjoying the perks of unlimited mobile data plans. Not being forced to consume U.S. political news against my will.

People often ask what I miss most about the U.S. and it's a hard question to answer. These things are neither good nor bad — they're just not. Sometimes I miss the unthinking ease of Amazon Prime, but I also appreciate the check that brick-and-mortar stores place on my spending habits. My mouth longs for a good ol' greasy pizza parlor, but my thighs are pretty okay with the current shortage of options. It's irritating both to hunt down restaurant staff when you're ready to pay and leave, but also to be chased out prematurely by a waiter trying to turn a table. I'm occasionally curious about what the teenage girls on the bus are talking about and giggling over, but more often I relish my bubble of non-comprehension.

On a day-to-day basis I'd say I don't miss much. But that's not exactly true. When we no longer ask incoming houseguests to smuggle in American products — think bulk packs of Bounce dryer sheets, Trader Joe's multigrain pancake mix, Whole Foods fresh-ground honey-roasted peanut butter, or deodorant, hair products, shaving creams, and razor blades — you'll have proof that we've weaned ourselves off America. (However, considering how much I appreciate a good fabric-softened bath towel, I'm not sure that day is coming anytime soon.) But more than anything, I very much miss not being in the same hemisphere as everyone on my "Favorites" contact list. It's a special kind of lonely when you wake up and want nothing more than to call your family and friends...but realize you'll have to wait at least 6 more hours for them to get out of bed.

So the moral of the story: You should visit. We would love nothing more. #butpleasebringpeanutbutter